Giant!Giraffe

PEOPLE
Can you get any more vague? Well, yes, I could call the gallery 'things' and just photograph just anything that passes by. Really, I should call this gallery friends, but I'm unsure if they want to associate so familiarly with me ;)

°°° These are really screencaps of people I know, or have known, who have helped me, or accompanied me in one form or another. I show my thanks by abusing their character, usually, and posting the results up here, because I'm such a nice ~~guy~~ Elvaan! Comments can be found beneath the pictures :)

°°° DISCLAIMER
All images are (c) SquareEnix, and the characters are played by their own players ;) Please be kind and don't harrass them. To the left is Kafei in shiny armour, me - Choppa with the staff, and the TaruTaru is Skorpion :D.

What better a way to start off my people gallery than with Pappy? Er, Paopu. She's the friend who I originally bought the game with! Ohohoho!

Paopu: Moe? Why is everyone so much taller than me?

Gah! It's one of Santa's Elvaan! j/k I don't know them, really. I was merely just healing myself, and there's Paopu in the corner looking confused (as usual). The "?" is actually a symbol for new characters.

Oh, Paopu! In desperate attempts to look big, she tries to sit closer to the camera. It didn't work as you can tell she is clearly sitting at the end of my leg. Perfect location for my favourite game of Punt the Runt(tm)! ;) Actually, this is a rare shot, Paopu has her eyes open!

Paopu: I'll just sneak by, no one will know I dyed my hair!

Okay, so it's not Paopu, but it looked like her. I thought it was a cool shot, the timing and all, to snap Paopu's bleach blond twin as she runs past me. This is in Windy, outside the mog houses. I'm waiting for Leploucant to show me their jobs ^^;

Paopu: Why is everyone giving me such greif?

Aybars, Paopu and I decide to join a party. I believe Aybars was a RANGER there, and Paopu was still a MONK. I have reason to suspect I was still a RED MAGE too. Needless to say, it ended in disaster. Aybars is looking at Paopu suspiciously, hesistantly wondering if this is a good idea, seeing as TaruTarus make better mages, and Elvaans make better fighters. Well, we like to be different, dammit!

Paopu is running around, trying to burn all that TaruTaru energy! I remember her excitedly exclaiming that she loved the hat Pitto was wearing and she wanted one. She eventually got one, too!

Paopu was running around so fast that she slammed into me. You can see my shock at the force as my leg flies up and I start to fall backwards. As if! It was just a combination of the Elvaan sitting position and the angle of the hill I was on. An interesting glitch of sorts. FYI-- I don't know Pitto.

Choppa: C'mon... just a little peak. Kafei: ... I do weild an axe, y'know.

It's Kafei! My angel! My saviour! The one who has bought me things, taken me places, and saved my life on numerous occasions. She's also very hot, iRL, and my GF, so hands off ;) Look at my neck crane just in hopes of stealing a peek at cleavage beneath that heavy armour!

Choppa: So? Kafei: Your staff, it's wooden.

Look at those curves! Look at that full moon! No wonder I can't take my eyes off of her! Did I mention that the interacial coupling of Elvaan and Hume produced Paopu? Yes, the TaruTaru I tease so much, in the game, is my daughter! Les gasps!

Choppa: I don't follow. Kafei: Axes cut wood. And flesh. Choppa: Oh. Ooooh. Gotcha.

Too bad she's got pants and no skirt, otherwise this shot would have been amusing. Ah well, pretty weird angle, none the less.

Choppa: I wonder.... Kafei: No. Choppa: Aw, c'mon, aren't you the slightest bit curious?

This is actually the first time I saw her. I have no idea what class she was here, (Kafei: Ninja, dammit!) but pretty sexy don't you say? ;) There I am contemplating how the differences of height will be to my advantage, and there she is look stoic, ready to kill something. Probably me.

Skorpion: And then... just as he was going to hit me, I stabbed him in the eye.

Yes, this is the image for this section of the site, but I love it still. Look at Skorpion, regailing his stories of fighting a huge orc. Aww, don't you just want to hug him? He's so cute.

Choppa: Aren't you a big short to stab something in the eye? Skorpion: (sigh)

Skorpion looks disappointed after I didn't respond in awe and amazement, instead I told him how adorable he was. He doesn't want to be adorable, he says, he wants to be big and strong!

Dear User, Wishing you were here. Choppa & Skorpion.

Here we are... in the city I was born! It's sort of on a weird angle, but you can jugde by this how tiny he is compared to me. I'm only a medium Elvaan too!

Here we are healing together. I've decided to sheild him from the dangers of the world with my leg. Really, I was trying to get a dirty shot, but it didn't quite work out here. He eventually got annoyed with me getting up and moving around that he ran away to heal behind a tree. I found him though!

Aerial shot of before. You can barely see him, save for his name.

Leploucant: If I remember correctly, it was just around the bend. Choppa: Do the city guards usually have tails and axes?

Dread us! It is the feared Leploucantoppa! Just kidding. This is actually another saviour of mine. Leploucant helped me get a lot of places when I was a very low level, and Kafei wasn't on. I really find that headband attractive. Rawr!

Leploucant: ABC... ABC.. Me Me Me Meee...

Leploucant is showing me his bardic skill. I am impressed, not so much with the music notes as I am with his well toned tummy!

More shots of Leploucant showing off.

Mmh, purdy colours.

So shiny!

More shimmering. I'm about to break into singing, "I'm so pretty!"

Let's be friends forever. Or atleast friends with benefits!

Aybars. We met to form a party, and instantly it was a very close friendship. You can see that by looking at how we lock arms, and I rest my hand on his knee, oh so subtly.