FFXI

UPDATE
I've since given up this game. Cost, time, and people have been a factor. I will leave this site as is, for future players to enjoy. I will no longer be taking submissions. Thank you.

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HISTORY
I rip the box open. Install the game. Select my character - elvaan, of course. All is going according to plan. Then I login and take a look around. "I look weird," I think to myself, and then shrug it off as just the factor of being up so late at night. When my friend finds me, I take a look at her and my jaw gapes. There is a severe difference in neck sizes. Namely mine is fucking huge. It gets worse. When I goto kill things outside, or lock on to people, my neck cranes like a bloody giraffe. What were they thinking? Well, atleast I'm tall, I think. I can punt the TaruTaru's. Heh heh heh >:D.


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PURPOSE
This is just a random collection of images, and maybe textual jokes if I can remember them of my experience being one of these long-necked giraffes elves. Please enjoy :D


DISCLAIMER
All images are (c) SquareEnix.

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EXPLANATION

Due to the sheer number of image files I decided to put them up into galleries, to save those with weaker connections from loading them all at once. Click on a gallery to view it's contents.

People. (25 images) Dead...again. (4 images) Kowai... O_O (5 images)
Oooh, shiny! (7 images) Uh... what's a seamonk? (3 images) Well, not really. Just dirty jokes. (12 images)
Things I couldn't find a place for. (3 images)